I am on the right and my mate sam is on the left, he has a big pair of trousers and spiky hair, i have tight trousers and short hair, and red eyes, but i am not the son of the devil, although many people who wear tight trousers can be very scary, including all the village people, but then as my grandma always used to say, never trust men who wear tight leather trousers and waistcoats and have long moustaches. Which i think is very justified, don't you?
On my page you will find many items which i find interesting why don't
you visit the interesting facts page? click
here for mind expansion
What about if you want to look at the mates charter, every bloke should
have one between himself and his best mate, why not see if you think you
need to change your friendship? "coming soon"
How about looking at the sick and disgusting pictures page, some will
make your stomach turn, others will make you think hmmm, is this really
right and others will make you chortle or maybe even raise it to a large
gasp! (not very large, unfortunately, will increase with fan input). click
here for the picas
My beginners guide to becoming a darts legend, and a few of my very
favourite players!! click here for
the beginnings for your darts career
I have overheard some people muttering, "how does he keep in great shape",
"wow i would like to have a body like that", if you believe that you will
believe anything, anyway, come to this part to keep to my diet, its like
the Kellogg's one but i tend to put on about 1 pound per week! hey
click here to become fat
Dedicated to my favourite food, cheese, well if you are a cheese lover,
or just interested in how cheese lives its life then come to this part,
warning, over 16's only, high cheese content!!!!!!!!! click
here for nuff boss cheesage
Have you ever dreamt of becoming another Bruce Lee, follow these steps
and you won't ever be beaten again! "coming soon"
If you ever want to master the art of not being able to dance properly
and become skilled at that, read on for this section on the very famous,
white man can't dance, dance!! hey
click here to learn how to dance the English way
Some Teasing thoughts which tickle my fancy!!
Come here because i have taken under my hat the Tony Hart role as in
the man who did the BBC art programme, and i will show you people how to
make extremely dangerous items which could cause to loss of most items
in your body if not done properly, i think even a monkey with no arms could
make these, but beware we do not take any responsibility over loss of limbs
of life, ok. Click here for dangerous
andy stuff
Coming soon, the ratings of old tv programs, i may need input from other people so if you want mail me and send me your thoughts on programs like the A team, Knight Rider, and maybe even Quincy QC, which i may add has one of the best TV themes since well it maybe the best, ah no the A team, or maybe even Knight Rider, oooh tough one, hmmm, that's annoying, mail me on that issue as well, phew getting too intellectual now, aaahah