ANDY'S BIG PAGE OF USELESS STUFF

 
 

This is my page of stuff which makes me laugh, or think hard. It amuses me quite a lot because i can see young web wizards coming to my site and creating a mass wave of Andy's all over England and hopefully the world. When u read this you will have a large insight into my mind and some people will probably be very scared, some may think yeah well he has told us this stuff before and maybe others will admire me for it, which i think is a little too extreme after some of the stuff which is in this. Well enjoy my site, i must give thanks to Matt who did all the hard stuff and put it on the interweb for me, although i did write most of the stuff which is in it. Oh well if you have a liking for cheese, the A Team, weird facts which will impress people at the dinner table and most probably cripple any conversation which was in order. Below i have enclosed a picture of my cheesy self, that was taken in the days of the pre-hawaiian shirts days which i am now well known for. Anyhow, if you think you have anything which you may want other people to enjoy mail it to      [email protected]      and i will create a new fans page, you will obviously get all the credit for it. See ya fans.


I am on the right and my mate sam is on the left, he has a big pair of trousers and spiky hair, i have tight trousers and short hair, and red eyes, but i am not the son of the devil, although many people who wear tight trousers can be very scary, including all the village people, but then as my grandma always used to say, never trust men who wear tight leather trousers and waistcoats and have long moustaches. Which i think is very justified, don't you?

On my page you will find many items which i find interesting why don't you visit the interesting facts page? click here for mind expansion
 
 

What about if you want to look at the mates charter, every bloke should have one between himself and his best mate, why not see if you think you need to change your friendship? "coming soon"
 
 

How about looking at the sick and disgusting pictures page, some will make your stomach turn, others will make you think hmmm, is this really right and others will make you chortle or maybe even raise it to a large gasp! (not very large, unfortunately, will increase with fan input). click here for the picas
 
 

My beginners guide to becoming a darts legend, and a few of my very favourite players!! click here for the beginnings for your darts career
 
 

I have overheard some people muttering, "how does he keep in great shape", "wow i would like to have a body like that", if you believe that you will believe anything, anyway, come to this part to keep to my diet, its like the Kellogg's one but i tend to put on about 1 pound per week! hey click here to become fat
 
 

Dedicated to my favourite food, cheese, well if you are a cheese lover, or just interested in how cheese lives its life then come to this part, warning, over 16's only, high cheese content!!!!!!!!! click here for nuff boss cheesage
 
 

Have you ever dreamt of becoming another Bruce Lee, follow these steps and you won't ever be beaten again! "coming soon"
 
 

If you ever want to master the art of not being able to dance properly and become skilled at that, read on for this section on the very famous, white man can't dance, dance!!  hey click here to learn how to dance the English way
 
 

Some Teasing thoughts which tickle my fancy!!
 
 

Come here because i have taken under my hat the Tony Hart role as in the man who did the BBC art programme, and i will show you people how to make extremely dangerous items which could cause to loss of most items in your body if not done properly, i think even a monkey with no arms could make these, but beware we do not take any responsibility over loss of limbs of life, ok.  Click here for dangerous andy stuff
 

Coming soon, the ratings of old tv programs, i may need input from other people so if you want mail me and send me your thoughts on programs like the A team, Knight Rider, and maybe even Quincy QC, which i may add has one of the best TV themes since well it maybe the best, ah no the A team, or maybe even Knight Rider, oooh tough one, hmmm, that's annoying, mail me on that issue as well, phew getting too intellectual now, aaahah